Tag: girlfriend

Donald Sterling Just Let’s All the Racism Out: Extended Transcript Even Worse Than Original

So last week, TMZ.com posted a recording of Los Angeles Clipper’s owner Donald Sterling discussing the beauty and importance of diversity. Wait, my bad. I mean TMZ.com posted a phone call, recorded by Sterling’s ex-girlfriend V. Stiviavino of Sterling going all 12 Years of…

“Meet Your First Black Girlfriend” video hilariously saves white guys from awkward moments.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDiU0aqqKp0[/youtube] I laughed out loud the first time I watched this video; it manages to be both equal parts instructive and funny. While some of it has to be exaggerated… I can’t imagine that anyone with any common sense (or a healthy respect for living) would ask their girlfriend…

YOU’RE JEWISH? THAT EXPLAINS IT

I was sitting around with some co-workers, when one of them began to talk about her child’s confirmation.  Out of nowhere she turned to me and asked, “What do Jewish people call their confirmations again?”  I knew she was referring…

My Girlfriend is Not an Oreo

George Carlin famously pointed out that “Colin Powell is openly white, but happens to be black.” This line is funny because it enforces the stereotype that being “white” or “black” goes beyond skin color and reflects a set of values,…