STEP 1: Watch this Video
STEP 2: Get Your Hair cut in a style that resembles a feminine looking male pop star then tweet to your friends that “you never felt more like
Justin Bieber me in my whole life.” After all, for the first twenty years of your life you’ve been some combination Destiny Ray Cyrus, Miley Cyrus, Miley Stewart, and Hannah Montana, but the real Destiny Miley was just waiting for that unique Draco Malfoy, Justin Bieber, Flock of Seagulls, Miley Cyrus haircut to showcase the real you.
STEP 3: Get someone over 21 to buy you alcohol and take pictures of yourself consuming it. After all, it’s not like most 20 year girls with dyed platinum blonde hair can get people to buy them alcohol.
STEP 4: Get someone to give you weed. After all, it’s not like most 20 year girls with dyed platinum blonde hair can find people to buy them marijuana.
STEP 5: Watch this Video Again
STEP 6: Film yourself twerking in a unicorn costume
STEP 7: Now that you’ve successfully learned how to twerk while consuming drugs and alcohol, it’s time to purchase compose a new hit single that reflects your lifestyle. You need something particularly meant for Rihanna you. You hire the Virgin Islands own Rock City to give you a sound “that just feels black,” and soon you have a hit single.
Are you still following along? It’s so much fun being “bout that life,” that “we can’t stop.”
STEP 8: Twerk at a Juicy J Concert
STEP 9: Get made fun of for twerking by Jay Z and respond that you are the “old world’s worst nightmare.” That’s right, you are part of a new world. After all, no twenty year old has ever gotten a haircut, drank, smoked week, and twerked.
STEP 10: Get made fun of by every 24 hour news network for your performance at the VMA’s. What these old news people fail to realize is that “we run things, things don’t run we ….. Don’t take nothing from nobody… it’s we who own the night…… it’s we who bout that life”